WTFA T-Shirt

Inspired by the classic 'Who the F*ck are Dolce Gabbana' tshirts of the 00's... Just 'Who the F*ck are Folce & Labiana'?

folce [foll/chey] [rhymes with Dolce] verb
1. the art of bridging a gap between the genuine article and diy craftsmanship.
2. A Gentleman Prefer Blondes take on big haired feminism and spirited femininity
ORIGINS: Cocktail Hour

labiana [lab:ee:ah:nah] [rhymes with Gabbana] verb
1. The act of making a outspoken and positive statement regarding female sexuality
2. A 70's inspired take on Brigitte Bardot epitomised sensuality ORIGINS: Local Kareoke Bar

Folce & Labiana [rhymes with Dolce & Gabbana] noun 1. The collaborative admiration for all things Dolce & Gabbana. 2. A parodic exploration of indulgent consumerism, exercise, and Italian culture, that flaunts hyper-real femininity and fun. 3. Show off performers with more time than sense, and more style than cents. 4. A conglomeration of big hair, champagne and spaghetti.
Origins: Sydney, Australia.

Unisex custom fit. 100% cotton.